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▓▓▓▓▓▓ Pokemon Adventures ▓▓▓▓▓▓

Kaoru here making a journal entry, actually, I was a bit of bored.
So, here I am, making a freaking story. (PS: I don't wanna make icon stories because...I'M TOO LAZY! Geddit?) Uhh...OK! DARKNESS, CAMERA, TRIGGER!

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Kaoru: *plays wii* HA! BEAT THAT!
I WIN!
Mom: DUDE, come down, I'll stab you with my knife.
Kaoru: Alrighty, then! *goes downstairs*
Mom: Professor MJ is lookin' for you, kiddo.
Kaoru: Whatever. *goes to Lab*
Kaoru: WTH EMPTY?
Kaoru: I WASTED MY TIME! *goes back*
Kaoru: *reads sign* "Neverland...You can NEVER ever ever ever ever ever NEVER escape!"
Kaoru: Uhh, this thing scares me.
Kaoru: *goes near tall grass*
????: WAIT! DON'T GO ESCAPE!
Prof. MJ: Follow me to mah labz0rz.
MJ: Ah! You're here now!
Chaud: DUDE, I mean PEDO, you kept me waiting douche!
MJ: Chaud? Why're ya here lil' boy? Oh wait, yeah, I called you to come here, just wait!
MJ: You see....blah blah blah blah blah...I kept Pokemon in my balls...blah blah blah blah blah...ok Kaoru, NOW CHOOSE YAR PEKMANZ!
Chaud: HEY! NO FAIR PEDOMAN! HOW ABOUT ME?
MJ: Chillax, lil' boy. You'll get one, for sure.
MJ: Now go on, choose!
Kaoru: Psst. *goes to pick*

Inside the pokeballs...

*tries to see the first pokeball*
MJ: AH! So you want the GAY POKEMON Bulbasaur?
Kaoru: ...*tries to see the second pokeball*
MJ: AH! So you want the GAY POKEMON Squirtle?
Kaoru: ...*tries to see the third pokeball*
MJ: AH! So you want the STRAIGHT POKEMON Charmander?
Kaoru: Uh, sure. I'll take it.
MJ: GOOD! Now Chaud, go choose.
Chaud: *picks GAY POKEMON Bulbasaur*
Kaoru: ...Gay. *runs*
Chaud: WAIT! LEMME TEST OUR P0KEMONZ! NAO!

Here goes. First Trainer Battle.

Gay Rival Chaud has challenged you to a Pokemon Battle!

Chaud: GO, BULBASAUR!
Kaoru: ...Go, Charmander.

AFTER 1 MILLISECOND.

Chaud: WTH?! I LOST! I PICKED THE WRONG POKEMON!
Kaoru: So...GIMME YOUR MONEYZ!
Chaud: *sniffs*
Kaoru: *gets teh money* YAYZ!
Chaud: Darn, I lost, and I got nothing to do about it! But anywayz, I'll train mah Pokemonz to be tougher. Sm-
Kaoru: ENOUGH TALK BETCH
Chaud: ...*runs*
Kaoru: *talks to MJ's Aid*
MJ's Aid: As Prof. MJ's aid, we screw Pokemon.
Kaoru: *leaves*
Kaoru: *goes into tall grass*
Kaoru: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And, that's the retarded story, at my retarded journal entry.




Minako's Fortune Telling
Minako:
Jeez, GET A PIE! Wait, that ain't fortune telling!
Kaoru: That's because you don't know how to do it.
Minako: SHUDDUP!




♫♫♫♫♫♫BATTLE OF SPARTAH...(Original Credit: ) CONTINUES....
THIS IS EMO!!
NO THIS IS MADNESS!!
NO THIS IS SPARTA!!!

You: What are they talking about...
Me: THIS IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
h4x0rz: this is h4x0rz
l33t: no this is l33t
You and me: Same engine...


Pee and read: THIS...IS...
Pee and read: PEENESS AND READNESS!!















♫♫♫♫♫♫BIRD♫♫♫♫♫♫
IT'S A BIRD!
IT'S A PLANE!
NO, IT'S ☺☻☺☻!!!
You: lol
WHAT'S WITH THE LOL???????
You: idk

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Whooot Go Pinoy!!!


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Sentence of the day: ...And MJ said..."POKEMON ARE HIDDEN IN MY BALLS!"